JOKE OF THE DAY: Banker Vs Waiter (Cashless vs Foodless).

The Return Match

*A BANKER WENT TO A YORUBA RESTAURANT IN IBADAN TO EAT:*

*#BANKER : WHAT DO U HAVE?*

*#WAITER : AMALA, EWEDU, GBEGIRI, OFADA RICE, WHITE RICE, EFO RIRO, AKARA , IYAN, EWA AGANYIN, MOI-MOI, EBA, EGUSI , OBE ATA…*

#BANKER: OKAY… BRING a plate of Ewedu & GBEGIRI WITH AMALA, PUT 2 OGUFE, 1 SHAKI, 2 PONMO, 2 ABODI, 1 ROUNDABOUT & PACK 2 OFADA RICE WITH BEEF & OBE ATA TAKEAWAY….

*#WAITER…. HOW DO U WANT D EWEDU? DO U WANT IT ON TOP OR IN ANOTHER PLATE.*

*#BANKER… PUT IT ON TOP & SPREAD D AMALA WELL WELL.*

*#WAITER….. WHAT ABOUT D TAKEAWAY?*
*#BANKER……. SAME THING, PACK IT TOGETHER IN ONE PLATE.*

*#WAITER ….. Will U LIKE PURE WATER OR BOTTLE WATER?*

*#BANKER….. BOTTLE WATER.*

*#WAITER ……. COLD ONE OR ROOM TEMPERATURE.*

#BANKER …… CHILLED BOTTLE OF WATER.*

*#WAITER : OGA SORRY SIR, OUR FOOD DON FINISH.*

*#BANKER : (ANGRILY) WHY THEN DID U TELL ME DAT LONG MENU & ALL D SERIES OF QUESTIONS U’VE BEEN ASKING? U’VE BEEN WASTING MY TIME.*

*#WAITER: (SMILING) OGA SIR, SHEBI WHEN I COME TO UR BANK ATM; AFTER ASKING ME FOR ENGLISH OR YORUBA, WITHDRAW OR CHECK BALANCE, PIN, SAVINGS OR CURRENT, AMOUNT, PRINT RECEIPT, NO RECEIPT, UR ATM GO COME TELL ME SAY, #TEMPORARILY_UN ABLE_TO_DISPENSE_CASH*

*SHEBI NOW U KNOW HOW E TAKE DEY PAIN PERSON…..😄🤣😁*

*GOD’S BLESSING TO EVERYONE IN D HOUSE.
CHEERS!!!
LAUGH AWAY UR STRESS OF CASHLESS SITUATION JARE*. Have a wonderful, fantastic, great & beautiful week